Top Twenty Bumper Sticker Quotes

Now that we offer custom bumper stickers, we thought we'd help you get started creating your own bumper stickers by finding the top twenty bumper sticker sayings. You can add these sayings to your custom bumper sticker, and then add your own flair to the quote by uploading your own images, changing the background color of the sticker, and having fun with fonts!

If you're in the mood to make your own bumper sticker, it doesn't get any easier than using our Design Online tool. Simply type in the saying you want, arrange it and decorate it, and then buy it. Easy, fun, and personalized!

If you come up with a saying you think other people will enjoy, you can even share your design with others! We love looking through the designs people have come up with, and can't wait to see the bumper sticker that's just waiting for you to create it!

  1. 0-60 in 15 minutes.
  2. Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young.
  3. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
  4. A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
  5. Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
  6. Always remember: You're unique, just like everyone else.
  7. America: Love it or leave it!
  8. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
  9. Be nice to your kids: They'll pick your nursing home.
  10. Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.
  11. Boldly going nowhere.
  12. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
  13. Coffee, chocolate, men...Some things are just better rich.
  14. Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way.
  15. Never play leap frog with a unicorn.
  16. Don't drink and drive...You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
  17. Don't take life too seriously, no one gets out alive.
  18. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
  19. Well-behaved women rarely make history.
  20. I can resist everything except temptation.
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