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Bumper Stickers - Make Your Own Brand of Humor

Funny Bumper Stickers

Bumper stickers are like one-liners for our cars. We Americans have legendary love affairs with automobiles and we use them for expressing our opinions as much as for  transporting our kids to school. Who hasn't gotten a laugh out of seeing a hilarious Chuck Norris bumper sticker while stuck in traffic? Did you know you can make your own funny bumper sticker on Bottle Your Brand with your latest Chuck Norris joke? Take a look at this example from our Funny Bumper Stickers.



Chuck Norris bumper sticker

If you like this bumper sticker as is, add it to your cart. If you want a different message, but like the image of Chuck, edit the text. You can purchase just one bumper sticker of this or any design.

Some of the funniest bumper stickers are about drivers and bad driving habits. Is your pet peeve tailgaters? Take a look at this example. Put one of these stickers on your back window or bumper and your message will come across and clear...no tailgating!

  

                                   Sorry for Driving So Close bumper sticker                                            Back Off bumper sticker

Funny Bumper Sticker Sayings

  • So many pedestrians, so little time.
  • Stop following me. I'm lost!
  • Quit reading this. Watch the road.
  • I brake for...YIKES! No brakes!
  • I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you.
  • I'm not in a hurry; I'm on my way to work.
  • Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
  • Dnt txt & drv.
  • I'm not driving too slow. You're speeding!

Make Your Own Bumper Sticker

Take a minute to express yourself and make your own custom bumper sticker. You'll be surprised at how easy it is. You can even put your photo or image on the sticker. Here's how:

Use the blank bumper sticker template available at Bottle Your Brand.com> Bumper Stickers > 'Why Not Start From Scratch?' and follow the steps below.

  1. Choose the Add Image feature in the design area. You will be prompted to Upload File / Browse your files for the image you want to upload. Select the file for uploading.
  2. Arrange the image on the design canvas by clicking on it and moving it.
  3. Adjust the image size, if necessary, by grabbing the corners of the orange outline and dragging it.
  4. Use the Add Text tool to type in your funny one-liner or joke.
  5. Add a background color using the Background Color tool.

Once your order is in place, we'll print and ship within two business days. Our bumper stickers are 3 inches by 11 inches; made from waterproof, weather resistant vinyl and are completely self adhesive.

Before you apply your bumper sticker, clean the area where you want it to stick. Make sure any dirt or grime is gone and the bumper is dry. Apply the sticker starting at the middle and smooth it out from the center to one end and then to the other end. This will ensure your bumper sticker is on your car without any bubbles. Your bumper sticker is now in place and ready for the viewing pleasure of the driver behind you. Time to proudly hit the interstate and drive!