You know what your car needs? A little Chuck Norris is what. Since it’s a bit difficult for the average person to get Chuck Norris to go for a joyride, you’ll have to look into the next best option: A Chuck Norris bumper sticker.
We have a couple Chuck Norris bumper stickers to choose from. The sticker featured above, “Chuck Norris Bumper Sticker“, showcases Chuck Norris in all his camo glory, holding a giant gun and making it look easy.
If you like your Chuck Norris twice as armed and almost half as clothed, you’ll probably enjoy our “Chuck Norris” bumper sticker. This bumper sticker features two pictures of Chuck Norris holding guns and baring a chest that’s nearly as oily as it is intimidating.
Whichever one you choose, you can’t go wrong. A Chuck Norris bumper sticker can only make your car look cooler. If neither of these bumper sticker designs appeal to you, feel free to design your own custom bumper stickers! Upload your own image of Chuck Norris, and maybe add a Chuck Norris joke or two.
Just to get you started, here are some of our favorite Chuck Norris jokes:
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep each night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting. He goes killing.
- Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
- The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’ fist.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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