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One Man Wolfpack

October 21, 2010 By Bottle Your Brand Leave a Comment
One Man Wolfpack

One Man Wolfpack

In the words of the great Alan Garner (played by Zach Galifianakis) in The Hangover…

“You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner.  I tend to think of myself as a one man wolf pack.”

If this sentiment resonates with you (or if you just really loved the movie), share your love with a One Man Wolf Pack bumper sticker!  This bumper sticker also makes a terrific gift for any fan of the movie or of Zach Galifianakis.

You can order as few as just one bumper sticker, or you can order one for everyone you know.  Our bumper stickers are waterproof, self-adhesive, and UV coated to prevent fading.

Share a smile and proclaim your loner status to the world with this awesome custom bumper sticker!

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Custom Labels of All Sizes

September 20, 2010 By Bottle Your Brand Leave a Comment

 

Bird of Love - Custom Sticker

Bird of Love

Just in case you’re curious about exactly what kinds and sizes of labels we sell, here’s a quick breakdown for you!

  • Personalized water bottle labels (we sell these in two sizes. Small {2″ x 7.5″} and Large {2.125″ x 8.062″})
  • Custom wine labels (4″ tall x 3.5″ wide)
  • Personalized beer labels (3.5″ tall x 4″ wide)
  • Custom bumper stickers (3″ tall x 11″ wide)
  • Custom labels (we sell these in two shapes: square and rectangle. The sizes we offer are 3″ x 3″, 4″ x 4″, 5″ x 5″, 2″ x 3″, 3″ x 4″, and 4″ x 6″)

All our custom products are completely self-adhesive and waterproof.  We use professional digital printers to ensure our labels print picture-perfect, with bright vibrant colors that won’t smear or fade.

If you have any questions just give us a call, we’d love to help you with your next custom label project!

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Funny Gift Idea for a Math Teacher

July 26, 2010 By Bottle Your Brand Leave a Comment

 

Bumper Sticker

Fractions - Bumper Sticker

If your math teacher or professor has a sense of humor (and perhaps if you’re hoping to charm your way out of a low grade on a recent test!) take a look at this cheeky new custom bumper sticker!

It’s called “Fractions” and it’s exactly the kind of humor a math teacher will appreciate.  Present this custom bumper sticker, together with a Starbucks card, and we reckon you’ll be on your way to a passing grade in no time!

Our custom bumper stickers are weatherproof, self-adhesive, and 3″ x 11″, so you get the best visibility and durability.  You can buy as few as one bumper sticker for just $3.95 plus shipping!  Of course, as with all our labels, you have ultimate creative freedom.  If you come up with an even better joke, design and order it.  We’d love to see it!

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Funny Bumper Stickers

June 21, 2010 By Bottle Your Brand Leave a Comment

Chuck Norris Bumper Sticker

Chuck Norris Bumper Sticker

Bumper stickers can say a lot about who you are.  They can proudly proclaim which sports teams you live for, the name of the politician you’d like to see elected, your views on religion/love/food, and your opinion of the behavior of the drivers around you.

Or, they can reflect your state of mind.  Dancing With the Stars fans can toodle around town with bumper stickers proclaiming who they’d like to see win, card-carrying geeks can laugh about each other’s binary bumper stickers, and Jim Gaffigan fans can unite and rejoice about the magic of Hot Pockets and bacon.

Bumper stickers are more than just a cheap way to cover nicks, dents, and scrapes on your car, they can be an opportunity to allow total strangers to smile and commiserate with you while they’re sitting behind you in traffic.  Take, for instance, the “Chick Magnet” bumper sticker shown above.  Who knows, this simple and cute bumper sticker could give some random stranger a much-needed smile on a rough day.

So if you’re into random acts of kindness, slap a funny bumper sticker onto your ride and start spreading cheer and smiles wherever you may roam!  We have a whole section of funny bumper stickers, so pick one that tickles your fancy or, if none of them fit the bill, create your own!

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Make Your Own Bumper Stickers

May 24, 2010 By Bottle Your Brand Leave a Comment

 

Facebook Bumper Sticker

Facebook Bumper Sticker

Searching the Internet high and low for school bumper stickers, pro life bumper stickers, patriotic bumper stickers, or even just the chance to make your own bumper sticker?  Well, you’ve come to the right place!

 

Our easy-to-use Design Online tool puts the power at your fingertips!  You can upload your own images, type out completely custom text, and fiddle and edit to your heart’s content!  You can even save your image to your account if you need to stop and work on it later.

Not only do we make it easy to create completely custom bumper stickers, we sell them at a reasonable price and get them to you lightning quick.  Depending on the shipping option you choose, you could design and order your customized bumper sticker on Monday and get it delivered to your doorstep on Friday!

We have some fantastic designs to choose from too, so feel free to browse those for inspiration first.  Most of them are easily modified, so if you like them but just need to make some small changes you can do so.

Our goal is, as always, to make it as easy as possible to create completely custom products.  We love seeing our customers’ creativity come to life, so show us what ya got!

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Chuck Norris Bumper Stickers

May 17, 2010 By Bottle Your Brand Leave a Comment

 

Chuck Norris Bumper Sticker

Chuck Norris Bumper Sticker

You know what your car needs?  A little Chuck Norris is what.  Since it’s a bit difficult for the average person to get Chuck Norris to go for a joyride, you’ll have to look into the next best option: A Chuck Norris bumper sticker.

We have a couple Chuck Norris bumper stickers to choose from.  The sticker featured above, “Succeed“, showcases Chuck Norris in all his camo glory, holding a giant gun and making it look easy.

If you like your Chuck Norris twice as armed and almost half as clothed, you’ll probably enjoy our “Chuck Norris” bumper sticker.  This bumper sticker features two pictures of Chuck Norris holding guns and baring a chest that’s nearly as oily as it is intimidating.

Whichever one you choose, you can’t go wrong.  A Chuck Norris bumper sticker can only make your car look cooler.  If neither of these bumper sticker designs appeal to you, feel free to design your own custom bumper stickers!  Upload your own image of Chuck Norris, and maybe add a Chuck Norris joke or two.

Just to get you started, here are some of our favorite Chuck Norris jokes:

  • When the Boogeyman goes to sleep each night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting.  He goes killing.
  • Some people wear Superman pajamas.  Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
  • The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’ fist.
  • There is no theory of evolution.  Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Dinosaur-Sized Fun!

April 15, 2010 By Bottle Your Brand Leave a Comment

Dinosaurs are awesome.  Huge and exotic, they can captivate a roomful of children like nobody’s business.  That’s why we designed our adorable “Dinosaur Duo” water bottle label: to help you harness the fun of dinosaurs!

The great thing about dinosaurs is that they’re not specifically a boy or a girl thing, everyone likes them!  You can throw a dinosaur birthday party for a little girl, a little boy, or both: the only thing that’s for certain is that everyone will have fun!

The same kind of idea applies to this label design.  You can use this design to customize the bottled water at your party, or apply the design to custom labels and have custom birthday stickers with cute dinosaurs on them.  You could use these custom stickers to seal birthday party favor bags, or even just throw a couple into each bag for the kids to play with later.

This design isn’t limited to birthday parties, either.  Imagine how adorable this design would look at a charity golf tournament to benefit a children’s hospital!  You could hand out personalized bottled water bearing this design, or even turn the design into a bumper sticker and hand out custom bumper stickers instead.

Much like the dinosaurs themselves, the possibilities for how you can use this label design are huge!

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Ahoy There, Pirates Ahead!

April 5, 2010 By Bottle Your Brand Leave a Comment

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Pirates are all the rage.  Ever since Johnny Depp strapped on a tri-corner hat and brought the word “Savvy” back into vogue it’s been raining pirates.  International Talk Like a Pirate Day, pirate birthday parties, everywhere you look there are eye-patches and swashbucklers!

If you have a little one (or even a not-so-little one!) who can’t get enough of all things pirate, look no further than the Pirate Party label design pictured above.  This design features bright red and black designs that will look perfect at your pirate theme party.  Keep your pirates refreshed with custom labeled water, it’s a lot harder to say “Arrrr!” with a dry throat!

You can use this design on other products beside water bottle labels.  This design would look great on custom labels too!  Use these custom stickers to seal party favor bags.  Maybe you can send them home with some eye-patches, fake jewelry (for pirate booty), and salt water taffy!

If you’re truly passionate about the pirate life, we have some great pirate bumper stickers too.  You can either turn this water label design into a bumper sticker, or you can take a look at this Pirate bumper sticker, or the Pirate Life bumper sticker.  The pirate-themed fun doesn’t have to stop at your party!

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